"I'm throwing this Royal Jelly away. It's making you sick."
"No! I need it to have a baby!"
"That's ridiculous. You can't even look at it without turning green. I'm throwing it away."
"No! It was expensive! And I need it to have a baby!"
(Picture said friend heading swiftly toward my garbage can.)
"No! No! No! I need it to have a baby!"
(Thwump. This is the sound of said friend ignoring me as she tosses the prized container in the trash.)
"Oh thank god." And a wash of relief.
I feel so free.