Around the time that Rhys and Quin were conceived, Matt Damon and I had a very short-lived but passionate affair.
Kyle knows. He's okay with it.
Matt's one of my celebrity freebies.
What? You don't have a list of celebrity freebies? You're hardly living.
Anyway, I definitely probably would never make something like this up.
I especially wouldn't be so crass as to suggest that one of my children is Matt Damon's illegitimate love child.
Okay. Maybe I definitely am exactly that crass.
(Thanks Kevin and Jill for the photographic evidence.)