Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Shut up, Tylenol.

A couple of mornings ago, after a whopping four hours of sleep, I saw a commercial for Tylenol PM. I'm wondering if Tylenol PM has ever parented babies.

"Sleep is your body's strongest ally" purred the sexy lady voice. Cut to pictures of people sleeping peacefully. Laying down. In beds.

"The more you sleep, the better you feel" she promised.

F*** you, Tylenol PM.

And thank you for rubbing it in.


Daryl said...

You might not be so harsh toward Tylenol if you'd taken two extra strength about 30 min before you go to sleep/get into bed .. its my personal OTC sleep med .. and it works! Just sayin'

Lani said...

Awww, sleep deprivation just sucks doesn't it? Hang in there.. sleep will come soon!

Parsing Nonsense said...

I didn't know I needed an ally that came in a pill bottle. Drug abusers throughout the world, rejoice!