So. Right now, I am watching as you sit RIGHT NEXT to Mary Murphy as you guest judge on SYTYCD.
Please. Please! I implore and I beg: Punch her in the larynx. America loves you and thinks you are funny. They will think a good solid larynx punch is funny too.
Have courage, Ellen. Millions of desperate Americans are counting on you.
Punch her in the larynx!
Yours Truly,
A loyal fan.
3 comments:
hear hear!
lol.. darn.. I missed Ellen? It's like the irresistible force/immovable object thing. I'm a huge Ellen fan.. but can not stand that shrieky woman. What to do? Youtube on mute?
Who is Mary Murphy and what is SYTYCD ... okay not important ..
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